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what does it feel like to be in the presence of a superwholocked wizard demigod penguin who participated in the hunger games?




bet it feels fabulous
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aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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topfunnystuff:

Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way 

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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

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texting in real life: hey what are you doing tomorrow? i have errands to run so I'll be in town!
texting in movies: hai wut r u doing tmrrw? :-P I hv errands 2 rn so I'll b in twn. XD !!! LOL TTYL OMG

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

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I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared.

Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)

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spongebob rp

rustboro:

erureido:

rustboro:

[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]

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Who took me secret formuler!?

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[President Nixon looks crestfallen, as he had been looking forward to a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty for so long that he couldnt help himself and stole the formula. ]

I’m so sorry Eugene, ive hurt you once again

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Ya betrayed me for the last time, Nixon. Your beloved country will fall

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incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

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ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

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