calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids
what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter
do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
…something somewhere went terribly wrong.
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
BUT I’M JUST A BRIDGE.
follow my blog, it’s gluten free
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck