augustus u bitch
isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way
showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero
back to school commercials
back to school commercials after graduation
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?
Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place.
And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door
[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]
Who took me secret formuler!?
[President Nixon looks crestfallen, as he had been looking forward to a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty for so long that he couldnt help himself and stole the formula. ]
I’m so sorry Eugene, ive hurt you once again
Ya betrayed me for the last time, Nixon. Your beloved country will fall
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense