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what does it feel like to be in the presence of a superwholocked wizard demigod penguin who participated in the hunger games?




bet it feels fabulous
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neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

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lolsofunny:

so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

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nicevagina:

this is what a winner looks like

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pleatedjeans:

Please go follow @skullmandible

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thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

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thatfunnyblog:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

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chineseshell:

p1kenobi:

jinnora:

why

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did

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they

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cancel

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this

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fucking

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show??

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it was literally gold

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House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.

How cool would it be if it made a comeback with Kingdom Hearts characters?

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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pokemonmasterkimba:

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

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meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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