to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
*puts “never had a scene phase” on college application*
*dad voice* i’ll fix it! *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
"Hey can I have some of your-"
i feel like rolling down a hill forever
How to recover from being denied a kiss
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
how I feel ordering at Starbucks.
My new favourite frozen gif of Dean’s face omfg
when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
the problem with post limit is you can’t complain about being on post limit while you’re on post limit. do you see my problem?