stuck in fantasy land
welcome commoner

what does it feel like to be in the presence of a superwholocked wizard demigod penguin who participated in the hunger games?




bet it feels fabulous
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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

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jossisgod:

helshades:

nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

FLOOFY MINI PIGSIES

omigod, omigod, omigod - cute, darling, teeny bats.  I looooooove bats.

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preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

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realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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things to remember

  • don’t be angry at yourself when anxiety/depression flares up. it isn’t your fault and no one blames you and if they do they’re pieces of shit.
  • don’t orbit around your perceived value so much. you’re not the sum total of what you produce.
  • don’t let yourself wonder why people love you. that’s not how it works. there are not stark, individual reasons that a person can enumerate about why they love you. it’s the entire, unique combination of what and who you are.

(Source: wittyandcharming)

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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youngblackandvegan:

the older i get

the more i realize the value of privacy

of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in

you can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life

cut3panda:

imagine all the things I could do if my parents were rich…

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snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

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